January 2012
That awkward moment when you open the test and you...
just-call-me-kayak:
Attack of the killer bra.
justlolalldaylong:
I love how he’s not afraid of handcuffs, but the bra terrifies him.
floydlumpkin:
abwhoretion:
I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.
I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.
Me: Okay mom, I think you got the basics down, time for a pop quiz! Niall is?
Mom: Irish and perfect.
Me: Yes. Zayn?
Mom: Mysterious and perfect.
Me: Correct. Liam?
Mom: Everchanging hair and perfect.
Me: Good! Louis?
Mom: Face carved by angels and perfect.
Me: Wonderful! And Harry?
Mom: The one that would probably prefer to date me over you.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: .....and perfect.
Me: I've taught you well.
What One Direction dream of
larrrrrrystylinson:
Louis Tomlinson:
Liam Payne:
Harry Styles:
Niall Horan:
Zayn Malik:
HAHAHAHA. A+
OMFG THE LAST ONE THOUGH. I almost choked on my ice cream!
This is probably VERY true..haha
Zayn Malik HAHAHAHAHHAA 100% TRUE
Liam’s and Zayn’s though.
I can’t.
Liam Payne: *You just call my name, ill be coming through, coming through, im come-coming*
Harry Styles: *On the other side of the world, it don't matter, i'll be there in 2, i'll be there in 2, i'll be there in 2.*
Me: LIAM! HARRY! NIALL! ZAYN! LOUIS! -waits-
-2 minutes later-
Me: Must've meant hours.
-2 hours later-
Me: Must've met days
-2 days later-
Me: Must've meant weeks.
-2 weeks later-
Me: IT'S ALRIGHT BOYS. YOU GET HERE WHEN YOU CAN
Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
aweepingangel:
in a surprise turn of events, the declaration of independence has stolen nicolas cage
fagoutboy:
Mark: Hey, this next song is for all...
